parasomnia

humorqueen:

itsraininbritishmen:

wwhatevver-ampora:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

YOGURT SLINGER.
DNA RIFLE.
I’M LAUGHING WAY TO LOUD TO BE HEALTHY.

  • 100% all-beef thermometer

this is the best thing i have ever seen in my life

idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

effiestrinkets:

Both my voice and body have a jerky, disjointed quality, like a puppet being manipulated by unseen forces.

mcgani:

Every face is golden

Giles. 1st gif.

prauprganda:

I shouldn’t have laughed

prauprganda:

I shouldn’t have laughed

cravings:

things i drop

  • my phone
  • my food 
  • my pens
  • my grades
  • the bass 

annabellioncourt:

I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to college.

onepleiad:

Game of Thrones meme: nine characters [7/9]

↳ Jon Snow

regretisfortheliving:

bowtiesarecool4:

This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon